A: Two humanities students making chemistry jokes is a siliconversation to have.

Me: don’t be mean to science nerds, maybe you should sur-valance your self before throwing such harsh words.  How does that saying go, is it the beak’er the meek who’ll inherit the earth?

A: I’m just Gallium as I Selenium.

Me: I agree with you, scientists are bohr-ing, but atleast I re-spectrum.  Aphex and I wish you would telescope-setic things instead of mean-spirited things.

A: Th-ar is totle-y nowhere to go from there. Anyone who says you’re pasteur pun prime is making a Curieous misunderestimation. Euclid stop now and retire as champ.

Me: Are you saying I should just make a-mendaleeve the punning game?  If I stopped there’d be no one to contend with you, I’d beta whole lot on that.

noble,gas-k anyone.  

you should’ve known I hadron more in me.