A: is that a quote or the lobster? you’ll have to explain beclaws i don’t get it

Me: It was Main-ly the lobster.  I understand that when you’re about to be cooked, it’s important to keep moving be-crustacean-ary lobsters are more easily killed.

A: that was a shell of a good one. i think i only decided to start emailing you again for the daily boob pistols

Me: That would be an a-bisque-mal reason to reestablish contact, but I wasn’t antennae-tionally making them boob-centric.